OPEN IT
ON CAMERA
This page is other people's boxes, filmed by the people who ordered them. Not our photos, not our edit, not our words. Film yourself opening yours, post it, tag us — and it lands here with your name on it.
THE WALL
Every video here was filmed and posted by the customer whose box it is.
0 videos.
THERE ARE NONE YET.
Nothing has shipped. No order has left here, so nobody has opened one, so this page is empty. It stays empty until a real customer posts a real video. We are not filling it with stock footage of somebody else's parcel while we wait — a page like this is only worth anything if you can tell it wasn't made by us.
HOW YOURS GETS ON HERE
Three steps, no form, nothing to sign up for.
FILM IT
A phone is fine. One take is fine. Nobody wants the version you shot four times — the good ones are the ones where the tape fights back.
POST IT WHERE YOU ALREADY POST
Tag the account and put #AwfulNation on it. That is the whole submission; there is no form and nothing to sign up for.
WE ASK, THEN IT GOES UP
We message you first and put it here with your handle on it. If you say no, nothing happens and we do not ask twice.
WHAT WE TAKE, AND WHAT YOU KEEP
Your video is yours. Here is exactly what changes if you say yes, in the words we would use if you asked us on the phone.
IT STAYS YOURS
Posting it does not sign anything over to us. Tagging us is not permission and we do not treat it as permission.
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING YES TO
If we ask and you say yes: we show that video on this page and on our own channels, with your handle on it. That is the whole list. We do not sell it, we do not put it in a paid advert without asking you again, and we do not pass it to anyone else.
TAKE IT BACK WHENEVER
Tell us and it comes down. You do not have to give a reason and we do not get to ask for one.
WHAT WE WILL NOT DO
- We will not post one we did not ask you about first.
- We will not cut the bad bit out. If the print is crooked in your video, the crooked print goes on the page.
- We will not take one down because it makes us look bad. Only you can take yours down.
- We will not put somebody else's footage here and let you think it is a customer's.
One real video of a stranger opening a box beats every sentence on this website, including this one. That is the entire reason this page exists.